FB Posted September 10, 2006 Share Posted September 10, 2006 me overtaking a JD and grain trailer, full....on my pushbike....downhill of course :D :D Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Deere-est Posted September 10, 2006 Author Share Posted September 10, 2006 Blimey TM, he wound you up then!!? I got a gobfull last night too from doorman. . . . at MacDonalds. . . . With a mullet!! Are they back in? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Udimore Posted September 10, 2006 Share Posted September 10, 2006 Rick winding Marky up ref the 800 models :D Classic Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tractorman810 Posted September 10, 2006 Share Posted September 10, 2006 Blimey TM, he wound you up then!!? I got a gobfull last night too from doorman. . . . at MacDonalds. . . . With a mullet!! Are they back in? yeah just a bit, and my other half infact near as all 30 of us,lets see how funny he thinks it is when his phone keeps going of???? cheaky sod he was, Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lord Ferguson Posted September 10, 2006 Share Posted September 10, 2006 Rick winding Marky up ref the 800 models :D Classic Rearrange this for me Bazza... Face your shut divot fat you * Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JC Posted September 12, 2006 Share Posted September 12, 2006 The look on two old ladies faces when I walked out of the front door in my boxer shorts and they were stood on my drive gawping at the house! :o :o Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tractorman810 Posted September 12, 2006 Share Posted September 12, 2006 The look on two old ladies faces when I walked out of the front door in my boxer shorts and they were stood on my drive gawping at the house! :o :o i can imagine mate just seen a bit on the local news about a lorry driver who tried to take a 40 ton rig down a narrow lane in cornwall and got stuck on the bridge at the bottom,totally demolished the sides of it to get out, straight away i had to text tris and see where he was Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Deere-est Posted September 13, 2006 Author Share Posted September 13, 2006 A few PM's. .... . Hej!!! I Tristiana and work in uk for money. Live in Uzb is no nice but here uk people very nice to me. In London I work in bar for rich mans. I make lot of money but always go home with walk like John Wayne!!! Tristiana. Hey baby Which rich man do you offer your services to Vladimer or Marky Fordson I will meet you at Toytrac and I will pay you well Udizoma Marky?? He no pay well. .. . check bounce everytime. Vladimir?? He have no money - he buy toys on www Toytrac? Cuppa tea and I'm yours loverboyizoma!!! I must warn you I am not very pleasing on the eye but I am a big boy Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lord Ferguson Posted September 13, 2006 Share Posted September 13, 2006 A few PM's. .... . Hej!!! I Tristiana and work in uk for money. Live in Uzb is no nice but here uk people very nice to me. In London I work in bar for rich mans. I make lot of money but always go home with walk like John Wayne!!! Tristiana. Hey baby Which rich man do you offer your services to Vladimer or Marky Fordson I will meet you at Toytrac and I will pay you well Udizoma Marky?? He no pay well. .. . check bounce everytime. Vladimir?? He have no money - he buy toys on www Toytrac? Cuppa tea and I'm yours loverboyizoma!!! I must warn you I am not very pleasing on the eye but I am a big boy :D :D - Marky can pay by cash if you are a big boy Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Deere-est Posted September 13, 2006 Author Share Posted September 13, 2006 The quote didn't work quite properly there, it was Udizoma that said he was a big boy - Marky you gone and dropped yourself right in it now son!!! :D :D :D Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Udimore Posted September 13, 2006 Share Posted September 13, 2006 :D :D - Marky can pay by cash if you are a big boy Come and get then * Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tractorman810 Posted September 13, 2006 Share Posted September 13, 2006 A few PM's. .... . Hej!!! I Tristiana and work in uk for money. Live in Uzb is no nice but here uk people very nice to me. In London I work in bar for rich mans. I make lot of money but always go home with walk like John Wayne!!! Tristiana. Hey baby Which rich man do you offer your services to Vladimer or Marky Fordson I will meet you at Toytrac and I will pay you well Udizoma Marky?? He no pay well. .. . check bounce everytime. Vladimir?? He have no money - he buy toys on www Toytrac? Cuppa tea and I'm yours loverboyizoma!!! I must warn you I am not very pleasing on the eye but I am a big boy well i am your man for the cuppa tea tristina :D :D :D dont like to splash out on me birds to much eh Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Big A Posted September 17, 2006 Share Posted September 17, 2006 saw something last night that had me laughing for ages, a neighbour who ive thought was a screw loose for quite a while harrowing an 11 acre field with....... wait for it... his volvo estate :D i wish id had my camera Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MODELFARMER Posted September 17, 2006 Share Posted September 17, 2006 HA HA :D Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CCF Posted September 17, 2006 Share Posted September 17, 2006 saw something last night that had me laughing for ages, a neighbour who ive thought was a screw loose for quite a while harrowing an 11 acre field with....... wait for it... his volvo estate :D i wish id had my camera What a sight that would have been! :D Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mjbs mummy Posted September 23, 2006 Share Posted September 23, 2006 I am babysitting for Marcus while he wines and dines his new lady friend (I only met her tonight) so imagine his face when I suggested getting out his baby photos - classic :D Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JC Posted September 23, 2006 Share Posted September 23, 2006 I am babysitting for Marcus while he wines and dines his new lady friend (I only met her tonight) so imagine his face when I suggested getting out his baby photos - classic :D I take it they were recent ones! :D :D :D Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lord Ferguson Posted September 23, 2006 Share Posted September 23, 2006 I am babysitting for Marcus while he wines and dines his new lady friend (I only met her tonight) so imagine his face when I suggested getting out his baby photos - classic :D :D :D - and did you lick your hanky and wipe his face in front of her MJBM :D Some come on... he's not here... what's she like ??? ??? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FB Posted September 24, 2006 Share Posted September 24, 2006 :D :D - and did you lick your hanky and wipe his face in front of her MJBM :D Some come on... he's not here... what's she like ??? ??? oh well no replies :( Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NCC Posted September 24, 2006 Share Posted September 24, 2006 oh well no replies :( No news is good news ain't it ??? :D Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JC Posted September 24, 2006 Share Posted September 24, 2006 A personal message from tight-wad Holmes.... :D :D :D :D Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lord Ferguson Posted September 24, 2006 Share Posted September 24, 2006 A personal message from tight-wad Holmes.... :D :D :D :D Oh you can't leave it at that Doc... pass it on to the lads please... what did he say (about money) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FB Posted September 24, 2006 Share Posted September 24, 2006 A personal message from tight-wad Holmes.... :D :D :D :D :D :D....git!!! just needed to know the amount! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FB Posted September 24, 2006 Share Posted September 24, 2006 Oh you can't leave it at that Doc... pass it on to the lads please... what did he say (about money) asked him how much i had to give him at spalding and then asked for a payment plan :D :D Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MJB1 Posted September 24, 2006 Share Posted September 24, 2006 i'd never have the nerve to ask to pay ?5 in instalments over 25 years :D :D Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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