FB Posted February 9, 2010 Share Posted February 9, 2010 in general Markys witt on here!!, in depressing times for me he does make me laugh! :D :D right off to go through Triss's's posts now, they could for side splitting!! ;D ;D ;D Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lord Ferguson Posted February 9, 2010 Share Posted February 9, 2010 I should charge really.. all donations to CF trust please... and make them big Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FB Posted February 9, 2010 Share Posted February 9, 2010 I should charge really.. all donations to CF trust please... and make them big do i get a discount being on benefits! :D :D Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Simon Posted February 9, 2010 Share Posted February 9, 2010 Cops with Cameras on ITV [now]... it's hilarious!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AlexMF Posted February 9, 2010 Share Posted February 9, 2010 http://www.facebook.com/group.php?gid=316315857743&ref=mf this, given my current relationship status and the way it became like this, seemed rather apt. it made me chuckle too Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nashmach Posted February 10, 2010 Share Posted February 10, 2010 Bill Pepper at Cheffins with his "up" between each bid - one of the big dealers gave him an earfull over it ;D Seems us Irish must be well spotted over there as we met several over there especially from Cork. The 3 wheeled MF 165 there as well ;D Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FordTractorCrazy Posted February 10, 2010 Share Posted February 10, 2010 I should charge really.. all donations to CF trust please... and make them big but you just won the lottery.. i dont see why you would be needing any more money as you are giving it away to your less fortunate friends on here and eh.. that made me laugh Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rick Posted February 11, 2010 Share Posted February 11, 2010 I thought I would watch my post count so when I got to 5000 I would throw a party considering I live that long......but because of a devious scheme no doubt by the mods to keep us Yanks under their thumb my count has been frozen at 4571 for at least the last 100 post....why those dirty dogs.... "Here to Help" pwwwwttttttttthhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh :laugh: :laugh: lucky I dont care about Math....... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Massey Boys Mum Posted February 11, 2010 Share Posted February 11, 2010 I thought I would watch my post count so when I got to 5000 I would throw a party considering I live that long......but because of a devious scheme no doubt by the mods to keep us Yanks under their thumb my count has been frozen at 4571 for at least the last 100 post....why those dirty dogs.... "Here to Help" pwwwwttttttttthhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh :laugh: :laugh: lucky I dont care about Math....... You had better behave young Rick cos the Aunties are both within a few miles of each other tonight in Cornwall ...... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lord Ferguson Posted February 12, 2010 Share Posted February 12, 2010 Moderator baiting must be prohibited in the rules somewhere I reckon... But No... this has been discussed around the big oak table in Andy's office suite.... after retiring to the drawing room for port and cigars we made the decision to simply post this reply to Rick and his childish... yes.... frankly childish 'prodding' and 'poking' of the 'Here to Help' Management team of FTF.. So.. here goes... Dear Mr Fartsmell... oh... sorry Hartwell.... On behalf of the moderation team of FTF we would like to officially serve this notice on you.... PPpppwwwwwwwwwwwwwwttttttttttttttttthhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh Kind regards The Here to help, service with a smile, will that be all madam (or sir), keepers of the peace, keepers of Ben Purse... team of FTF Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rick Posted February 12, 2010 Share Posted February 12, 2010 Moderator baiting must be prohibited in the rules somewhere I reckon... But No... this has been discussed around the big oak table in Andy's office suite.... after retiring to the drawing room for port and cigars we made the decision to simply post this reply to Rick and his childish... yes.... frankly childish 'prodding' and 'poking' of the 'Here to Help' Management team of FTF.. So.. here goes... Dear Mr Fartsmell... oh... sorry Hartwell.... On behalf of the moderation team of FTF we would like to officially serve this notice on you.... PPpppwwwwwwwwwwwwwwttttttttttttttttthhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh Kind regards The Here to help, service with a smile, will that be all madam (or sir), keepers of the peace, keepers of Ben Purse... team of FTF \ \ Two Aunties in the same location.... Ohhhhh how I love the big pond .... and to Marky phhhhhttttttttwwwwwwwwwww noticed you have 300 million post have you been nicking mine?? No woner I been on here longer then you!!!!! I should have at least 5000 random post alone...... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AlexMF Posted February 12, 2010 Share Posted February 12, 2010 some moron in a BMW 530d undertaking everyone (including me)doing about 90mph, and undertaking a police t5 volvo too, without realising it he was chased and pulled over. b******d's not so smug now! :laugh: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rick Posted February 12, 2010 Share Posted February 12, 2010 some moron in a BMW 530d undertaking everyone (including me)doing about 90mph, and undertaking a police t5 volvo too, without realising it he was chased and pulled over. b******d's not so smug now! :laugh: you work for a undertaker, funeral home???? Don't you mean "overtaking"...oh I know I don't understand your language... :laugh: :laugh: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AlexMF Posted February 12, 2010 Share Posted February 12, 2010 you work for a undertaker, funeral home???? Don't you mean "overtaking"...oh I know I don't understand your language... :laugh: :laugh: well... i was in the outside lane at like 80mph following the policeman, he was in the middle lane so he undertook me....? i thought it made sense... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tractorbob Posted February 12, 2010 Share Posted February 12, 2010 yes it makes sense .. got your jacket and pills somewere it does ,,weres mine .. ok going now Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BC Posted February 13, 2010 Share Posted February 13, 2010 Yesterday one bogged down Massey and hoping for a second one to lair too ;) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rick Posted February 13, 2010 Share Posted February 13, 2010 well... i was in the outside lane at like 80mph following the policeman, he was in the middle lane so he undertook me....? i thought it made sense... Oh it's just me at my age anything near "undertaker" makes me a bit nervous..... \ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FordTractorCrazy Posted February 14, 2010 Share Posted February 14, 2010 rolling over floor laughing my tight bottocks off (keep your hands off ,of my keyboard honey ) @ undertaker comment it's the best thing i saw today that made me laugh.. although the day is still young at 0.26 am Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
robbo Posted February 15, 2010 Share Posted February 15, 2010 I am not for one minute suggesting that any of the "serious" collectors on here would buy this one but this guy is either late for last Christmas or very early for the next one http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/FARM-SET-DIE-CAST-TRACTOR-XMAS-GIFT-AGE-3_W0QQitemZ330405247527QQcmdZViewItemQQptZUK_ToysGames_DiecastVehicles_DiecastVehicles_JN?hash=item4cedaffa27 ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gav836 Posted February 15, 2010 Share Posted February 15, 2010 On the way to pick some parts up this afternoon seeing what I think was either a JD 6930 or 7530 complete with Pearson Enterprise Starstream carrot harvester a little bit bogged down in the far corner of a field, the harvester must have been in nearly 3 feet deep at the back as it was in up to the chassis rails Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ford 8830 Posted February 15, 2010 Share Posted February 15, 2010 driving to work and saw huge emmit plant lorry near bury st edmunds.............. the driver made me laugh........... royality he was......PDC ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BC Posted February 19, 2010 Share Posted February 19, 2010 Seeing the GD board has now been named General Discussion / Off topic discussion & Everything Else I could go even more random than mormal on here now ;D Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BC Posted February 19, 2010 Share Posted February 19, 2010 Well Mark I usually have a daily PM or two from him both being staff writers for MF so maybe that is where it is rubbing off ;) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tractorbob Posted February 20, 2010 Share Posted February 20, 2010 getting the cows in to milk this afternoon, and there was a pidgion sat on a cows back having a ride... stayed all the way to the collecting yard Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
1/32 farmer Posted February 20, 2010 Share Posted February 20, 2010 well i dint see but heard the wife say theres a black bird flyin around the garden with a broken wing :D : there wasent Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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