Tractorman810 Posted November 15, 2010 Share Posted November 15, 2010 been on a customer complaint today, for a new luxuray house, that no one could get the cable into, had the builders out, well 2 of his crew, to dig up the newly laid tarmac driverway, out come the tools they have with them, to dig a 1m square hole approx 40 cm deep once they got going, a wonderfull lump hammer, and a bolster to break the tarmac, and a morter laying trowel and swan neck bar to deal with thecompacted 803 ect below that ;D calling them the slow crew was a understatement Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CMB Posted November 15, 2010 Share Posted November 15, 2010 Watching the straw bale delivery bloke fluff up unloading his trailer. It was geting dark and he wanted to speed things along so he took a stack of three big rectangular bales off with the loader, too quickly, sending them crashing down to the ground. Luckily they ended up wedged between the farm gate and his trailer (in pieces mind). Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FordTractorCrazy Posted November 15, 2010 Share Posted November 15, 2010 trying out google maps and type: From : Japan To : America and check point 28 and 38 trust me.. you'll laugh then try: From : Japan To : China Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CMB Posted November 15, 2010 Share Posted November 15, 2010 trying out google maps and type: From : JapanTo : America [table][tr][td]27.[/td][td]Kayak across the Pacific OceanEntering United States (Hawaii)[/td][td][/td][td]6,243 km[/td][/tr][/table] :laugh: :laugh: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tractorman810 Posted November 16, 2010 Share Posted November 16, 2010 had the young apprentice working with us today ,we managed to drop a mint in in his bottle of coke as he looked the other way, just 3 seconds before he picked it up, stuff went off like a hose pipe all over his face and top, soaking his trousers at the same time, had the whole room in hysterics Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
harvey123 Posted November 16, 2010 Share Posted November 16, 2010 had the young apprentice working with us today ,we managed to drop a mint in in his bottle of coke as he looked the other way, just 3 seconds before he picked it up, stuff went off like a hose pipe all over his face and top, soaking his trousers at the same time, had the whole room in hysterics BULLIES Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tractorman810 Posted November 16, 2010 Share Posted November 16, 2010 had worse done to me i can tell you,hes got a great sence of humor it has to be said he was laughing as much as us infact Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tommy Gough Posted November 17, 2010 Share Posted November 17, 2010 This isnt something i saw but it was a story i heard. Wiltshire council have just bought 2 new tractor and hedgecutters so that they can cut all of the verges and hedges that they have to do without waiting for the person they use to get there. They were shipped and ready for work on a sunnier day when someone discovered that the contracor they use still has two years left on the contract that they agreed to. This story just made me laugh when i heard it and also made me realise that that is why the country is in such a state. we just make a decision, stick too it and dont look at the consequences. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lord Ferguson Posted November 17, 2010 Share Posted November 17, 2010 I got kicked out of a contract with an NHS hospital a few years back (after I told the head buyer what a bent little worm he was)... I let them use their new suplier once before I pointed out that I still had over a year to run on my award :D right hand not knowing what the left is doing there me thinks Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Deere-est Posted November 17, 2010 Author Share Posted November 17, 2010 That's WCC all over too Tommy. They're spending £12m to convert George Ward school into TEMPORARY council offices while they spend millions more refitting the proper offices. I say 'they', I mean 'we'!! I don't understand why they have bought these Mogs over the last few years either when Jackson does all the verges. Just seems daft given the cost of a Mog, front mounted trimmer and sweeper demount. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tractorman810 Posted November 17, 2010 Share Posted November 17, 2010 all as bad as each other, cornwall have 6 or 7 units now, plus they still pay others to do it for them to??? why by 7 of your own , beggers me Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SPN Posted November 18, 2010 Share Posted November 18, 2010 I passed the New Holland dealer today and there was a shiny 20 series John Q parked in the trade-ins area. Gavin might be onto something. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nashmach Posted November 18, 2010 Share Posted November 18, 2010 I passed the New Holland dealer today and there was a shiny 20 series John Q parked in the trade-ins area. Gavin might be onto something. If that is the one between the two of us that is the first trade in in a long long time! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gav836 Posted November 21, 2010 Share Posted November 21, 2010 This ebay listing........ http://cgi.ebay.com.au/FULLY-SICK-STREET-LEGAL-Mitsubishi-Express-1992-LWB-/230542966486?pt=AU_Trucks_Commercial_Vehicles&hash=item35ad6e7ed6#ht_3979wt_984 ;D ;D Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tractorman810 Posted November 21, 2010 Share Posted November 21, 2010 4 grown mem in landy in a confined Chunnel train being gassed by a lord ferguson fart , god knows what the people arround us thought Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
robbo Posted November 21, 2010 Share Posted November 21, 2010 4 grown mem in landy in a confined Chunnel train being gassed by a lord ferguson fart , god knows what the people arround us thought I understand that the Tunnel Police have got contingency plans for poison gas attack ;) It involves rubber suits and cold showers ;D ;D Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tractorman810 Posted November 22, 2010 Share Posted November 22, 2010 We dam well needed it to mike , 5 hrs in the car and he does it then of all times . Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lord Ferguson Posted November 22, 2010 Share Posted November 22, 2010 I'd saved it up especially for such a moment like that Sean Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tractorman810 Posted November 22, 2010 Share Posted November 22, 2010 It stopes the guys in the tranny behind clicking mind didn't it :laugh: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lord Ferguson Posted November 22, 2010 Share Posted November 22, 2010 It stopes the guys in the tranny behind clicking mind didn't it :laugh: I think he was worried that I'd get in with him and do him a 'Dutch Sausage Special' as well :D Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tractorman810 Posted November 22, 2010 Share Posted November 22, 2010 What give him some" verken ein dusseldonk " or similar mate Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lord Ferguson Posted November 22, 2010 Share Posted November 22, 2010 If he'd had clicked any more out of that window I'd have stuck my verkin in him... right up to his destledonk mate I can tell you :D Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tractorman810 Posted November 22, 2010 Share Posted November 22, 2010 Stick you dessteldonk there blimey I ain't verken ein now I can tell you will call the veedped instead Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Deere-est Posted November 22, 2010 Author Share Posted November 22, 2010 I havn't laughed like that for ages. It had to be the funniest 4↲minutes for a long time. :D Oh and the caravan we passed on the way to and from Zwolle. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FB Posted November 22, 2010 Share Posted November 22, 2010 I havn't laughed like that for ages. It had to be the funniest 4↲minutes for a long time. :D Oh and the caravan we passed on the way to and from Zwolle. come on Tris tell us more!! \ \ \ ;D ;D Mark did that in the scooby on the way to the toy fair once....and it was cold so windows couldnt be opened! > > > ........... ;D ;D ;D Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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