NewHolland2 Posted March 21, 2006 Share Posted March 21, 2006 Unfortunately - nothing yet...... :'( Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pingu Posted March 21, 2006 Share Posted March 21, 2006 Well done Phil, good on you mate. Must show a bit of maturity and interest then to make an impression. Either that or your Nan makes the best sponge cakes and is a sleuth black mail expert!!!! Thanks mate she does make good chocolate cakes :D i should know more by end of next week what it will involve more than likely carting with there Case MXM140 so not a bad place to start but we can hope :D Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fordson lass Posted March 21, 2006 Share Posted March 21, 2006 A woman trying to reverse park a metro in tesco car park-talk about 340 point turn! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tractorman810 Posted March 21, 2006 Share Posted March 21, 2006 the guy i work with showing of his new 30000 audi a4 convertable,,all ythe extras wnet to put the roof down,and it jammed in the half way down position,had to call the audi assistance pepole out to get it down,only 27 miles on the clock to,severlly red with embaresment Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JC Posted March 22, 2006 Share Posted March 22, 2006 This!! An old lady dies and goes to heaven. She's chatting it up with St. Peter at the Pearly Gates when all of a sudden she hears the most awful bloodcurdling screams. Don't worry about that", says St. Peter, "it's only someone having the holes put into her shoulder blades for wings." The old lady looks a little uncomfortable but carries on with the conversation. Ten minutes later, there are more blood curdling screams. "Oh my God", says the old lady, "now what is happening?" Not to worry", says St. Peter, "She's just having her head drilled to fit the halo." I can't do this", says the old lady, "I'm going down to hell." "You can't go there", says St.Peter. "You'll be raped and sodomized." "Maybe so", says the old lady, "but I've already got the holes drilled for that!" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
THEBRITFARMER Posted March 22, 2006 Share Posted March 22, 2006 Gave me a good laugh to Jas almost choked on my tea :D Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Deere-est Posted March 22, 2006 Author Share Posted March 22, 2006 A Chav in an 03 reg Golf (with Lexus lights - tw@t) on the hard shoulder of the M5 having ran out of petrol . . . . . 100yards past the exit slip for Gordano Services!!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Powerstarâ„¢ Posted March 22, 2006 Share Posted March 22, 2006 Me and my mate walking around college playing the dukes of hazzard car horn tune over again but in our pockets discreetly with a straight face :D People didn't know where it was coming from! Funny stuff. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
civilpek Posted March 22, 2006 Share Posted March 22, 2006 in google type in Terry Tate and reebok anf office quarterback its well funny Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Powerstarâ„¢ Posted March 22, 2006 Share Posted March 22, 2006 The fat bloke in red jersey? :D Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JC Posted March 22, 2006 Share Posted March 22, 2006 The Simpsons. :D :D :D Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Powerstarâ„¢ Posted March 22, 2006 Share Posted March 22, 2006 You big kid F-P :D Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tractorman810 Posted March 22, 2006 Share Posted March 22, 2006 19th season now,and still another couple of years in it to according to the guy who does them on the radio yesterday Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JC Posted March 22, 2006 Share Posted March 22, 2006 Can't beat the simpsons after a long day at work. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Powerstarâ„¢ Posted March 22, 2006 Share Posted March 22, 2006 True statement. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pingu Posted March 22, 2006 Share Posted March 22, 2006 Simpsons are legends best animated series ever done Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tractorman810 Posted March 22, 2006 Share Posted March 22, 2006 futurama aint bad either,you need to watch that more for the hidden jokes Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JC Posted March 22, 2006 Share Posted March 22, 2006 Simpsons are legends best animated series ever done I can't get enough of them me, that was the main reason we got rid of sky because when they had the full night simpson runs I was glued to the telly all night...... That and the fact I couldn't get hookie sky cards anymore!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Deere-est Posted March 23, 2006 Author Share Posted March 23, 2006 My Payslip which arrived today!!!!!!!!!! It was even more than expected which is always good. Tell you what, this Sludge Tanker Driving malarky just gets better . .... .Theres words of an 8% payrise coming. GET IN!!!!!!!!!!!! 8) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
civilpek Posted March 23, 2006 Share Posted March 23, 2006 if you watch family guy or southpark youll never go back to the simpsons their only for beginers Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FB Posted March 23, 2006 Share Posted March 23, 2006 if you watch family guy or southpark youll never go back to the simpsons their only for beginers i watch all 3! :D southpark is being re-run on paramount so i get to see the early ones again :D Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JC Posted March 23, 2006 Share Posted March 23, 2006 One of my lads go ar$e over t1t in a heavy fuel oil tank!! :D :D :D Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FB Posted March 23, 2006 Share Posted March 23, 2006 One of my lads go ar$e over t1t in a heavy fuel oil tank!! :D :D :D get any pics :D : Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JC Posted March 23, 2006 Share Posted March 23, 2006 get any pics :D : No, wish I had the camera though it was well funny!! :D :D Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Deere-est Posted April 1, 2006 Author Share Posted April 1, 2006 Pensioners. Not just any old pensioners, these were in cars, trundling along the A303 towards Podimore round about. After completely missing the big yellow signs warning of an inside lane closure (in force for the last four weeks) at 600 yards, 400 yards and 200 yards - they then hit the brakes and swerve to avoid the bollards marking off the inside lane. It's not just pensioners to be honest, it's all the dimwits that think the end of the bonnet is the end of their attention span!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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