Tellarian Posted November 14, 2009 Share Posted November 14, 2009 Now you can all feel better. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=32yyvmlGOdo&feature=player_embedded Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Deere-est Posted November 14, 2009 Author Share Posted November 14, 2009 One of my biggest pet hates is text talk. If I was to ever appear on the program Room 101 it would be first in line to dissapear into it's murky bowels followed very closely by reality TV shows. Now admittedly it means I tend to take more than a day to send a text message and that's before i've proof read it, which is why I ring people 99.9% of the time rather than text. My specific frustration though relating to all of this is a response to a status update made by somone I know on a friend's facebook page, which was littered with text talk I could barely translate and on more than one occasion the word 'of' spelt 'ov'......What is the world coming to! David? I think I love you! I do have to admit to using it in text messages to get as much said in a single text as possible. I do however fail to see the point on social networking sites, email, penned notes. . . HERE! when free space and a bloody keyboard are there to use. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Tractor Twitcher Posted November 15, 2009 Share Posted November 15, 2009 David? I think I love you! I do have to admit to using it in text messages to get as much said in a single text as possible. I do however fail to see the point on social networking sites, email, penned notes. . . HERE! when free space and a bloody keyboard are there to use. After admitting to my underlying frustration over the inappropriate use of text talk, i've taken my curiosity one stage further and spent the last half hour trawling through an online text talk abbreviation dictionary. I can catergorically say it was one of the most horrifying if slightly amusing experiences of my life. In response to your opening statement Tris, firstly what would Traci think and secondly I have feelings for a MOOS unfortunatley. Which the dictionary reliably informs me stands for "Member Of the Opposite Sex."...... And what on earth is a ROFLCOPTER? It's certainly isn't an ingenious new flying device I thought someone was telling me about. No in fact it stands for "Rolling On The Floor Laughing And Spinning Around." Which unless i've overfed myself on the amber nectar i've never experienced that before in my regular day to day rituals! But my personal favourite just has to be....NSISR, which stands for "Not Sure If Spelled If Right" Quite frankly @TEOTD ( "At The End Of The Day" ) none of this is right if you have to start spelling words with numerical characters and reduce famous mottos such as "One For All, All For One" to something that resembles a barcode....14AA41, or be blatantly daft enough replace the 'F' in of with a 'V' and repeat it several times on a social networking site for all and sundry to see. Rant over, must be off, I'm taking a MOOS out for tea. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
robbo Posted November 15, 2009 Share Posted November 15, 2009 I always liked the abbreviation from Saving Private Ryan.......FUBAR.... sums up quite a lot of my work really \ \ \ \ \ \ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tractorman810 Posted November 15, 2009 Share Posted November 15, 2009 had a slight accident today with 10l of white silk paint > turned arround and stood in the pot, pete(stepdaughters fella) moved it while i was paining part of the ceiling, but didnt get time to tell me funny now i must admit wasnt at the time with a left foot covered way over my ankle and my trainer to Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Deere-est Posted November 15, 2009 Author Share Posted November 15, 2009 David that is one of the most entertaining posts I have read here. You are a very satircal, intelligent chap. I will have to read the blog you mentioned elsewhere. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gav836 Posted November 15, 2009 Share Posted November 15, 2009 was on my way home from Mum's tonight coming through one of the villages on the 25 mile journey when could see blue flashing lights in the distance, turned out to be a house fully decorated up with fairy lights and blue net lights for Christmas......far too early Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
masseyjack590 Posted November 15, 2009 Share Posted November 15, 2009 there is a house like that near me already lit up lights everywhere its not even december Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Massey Boys Mum Posted November 15, 2009 Share Posted November 15, 2009 had a slight accident today with 10l of white silk paint > turned arround and stood in the pot, pete(stepdaughters fella) moved it while i was paining part of the ceiling, but didnt get time to tell me funny now i must admit wasnt at the time with a left foot covered way over my ankle and my trainer to Careful Sean you may be turning into a cat - have we not heard this story before? If you discover a long tail appearing from your jeans (the back ) don't be surprised will you?!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tractorman810 Posted November 15, 2009 Share Posted November 15, 2009 the cat was the deep fat fryer jo : carefull dont want a numpty do you Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Massey Boys Mum Posted November 15, 2009 Share Posted November 15, 2009 the cat was the deep fat fryer jo : carefull dont want a numpty do you I am so sorry Sean - you won't have to worry about a tail then - phew, I was worried for you there! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Deere-est Posted November 15, 2009 Author Share Posted November 15, 2009 Didn't your cat tread in paint and walk over your new carpet or something? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Massey Boys Mum Posted November 15, 2009 Share Posted November 15, 2009 Didn't your cat tread in paint and walk over your new carpet or something? Tris - read the above posts - I don't think you can avoid a numpty for this, mine was dangerously close but yours ....... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tinycoll Posted November 15, 2009 Share Posted November 15, 2009 while attempting to do some diy today i went to my new screw driver kit and found it was held shut by a philips screw so i had to search for a philips screwdriver to get at the philips screwdriver ......irony eh Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Massey Boys Mum Posted November 15, 2009 Share Posted November 15, 2009 Spooky! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Deere-est Posted November 15, 2009 Author Share Posted November 15, 2009 Tris - read the above posts - I don't think you can avoid a numpty for this, mine was dangerously close but yours ....... . . . . . is void. You implied something, I questioned the possibility. No further questions, case thrown out Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Murray Posted November 16, 2009 Share Posted November 16, 2009 drink got spiked at the weekend Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tractorman810 Posted November 16, 2009 Share Posted November 16, 2009 cor they would have to be desperate to do owt to you murray :D :D :D r seriously mind,at least you know it, rather than find out the following day drink got spiked at the weekend Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Murray Posted November 16, 2009 Share Posted November 16, 2009 cor they would have to be desperate to do owt to you murray :D :D :D r seriously mind,at least you know it, rather than find out the following day tell me about it :D :D i still feel bad today \ \ only thing that worries me that it was a boy who done it ??? ??? i never knew i set that kind of appeal should i be worried Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tractorman810 Posted November 16, 2009 Share Posted November 16, 2009 how do you know it was a boy did it??? might have been a really desperate blind deaf girl??? :D :D Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Murray Posted November 16, 2009 Share Posted November 16, 2009 how do you know it was a boy did it??? might have been a really desperate blind deaf girl??? :D :D i have contacts sean! :D , oh jees since when have you been a comedian :D ;) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gav836 Posted November 16, 2009 Share Posted November 16, 2009 As long as your backside isn't sore and you can sit down comfortably you shouldn't need to worry :D Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
1/32 farmer Posted November 16, 2009 Share Posted November 16, 2009 o deere murray so if it wasnt a blind deaf girl it must have been one of them hairy highlanders then in his skirt(kilt) :D :D :D :D Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Murray Posted November 16, 2009 Share Posted November 16, 2009 naw i was taken good care of folk i was with knew he has done it before but you can hardly go and just say to someone why you spike his drink and no Gav i never got raped or anything oh 1/32 farmer, its a kilt not a skirt :D Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gav836 Posted November 16, 2009 Share Posted November 16, 2009 Thats good then Murray, just because you're a pain in the ass doesn't mean you need to have a pain in the ass :D Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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