Rick Posted December 22, 2009 Share Posted December 22, 2009 I just just hooked a big fish, I pretended to send Sean a pm but it was really sent to marky but looked like it was meant for Seanie..Started slating old big nose ranting about him and his ways......marky bought the whole 9 yards or package... :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: Last time I hooked him that good was when he was selling those yellow 35s and I called from America to pretend to order 600 replicas....poo his pants right on the phone could smell it right through the line. :of :laugh: :laugh: Ya made my day, Marky.....busted.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lord Ferguson Posted December 22, 2009 Share Posted December 22, 2009 Pwwwttthhhhh Nasty old man Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
masseyjack590 Posted December 22, 2009 Share Posted December 22, 2009 a woman in the car park in coop everyone was getting up this slight slope then along comes this woman in a vauxhall vxr8 rear wheel drive and a big v8 she had to get someone to fetch some people to push her up while people in much smaller cars drove past her Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tractorman810 Posted December 22, 2009 Share Posted December 22, 2009 yesterday out the back of plymouth, as i mentioned loads of ice, a big 40 ton volvo truck tried to get up the hill to the scrap yard at the end, got halfway up the concreet track and had to give up, he was slipping backwards more than going forwards, so he called the yards case tractor down, big puma bu ythe looks of it, both stood and watched them rope / chain up, tractor took the strain, and proceeded to spend 3 mins doing nothing but sliding side to side, couldnt get any traction at all, infact they both started slipping backwards Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rick Posted December 22, 2009 Share Posted December 22, 2009 yesterday out the back of plymouth, as i mentioned loads of ice, a big 40 ton volvo truck tried to get up the hill to the scrap yard at the end, got halfway up the concreet track and had to give up, he was slipping backwards more than going forwards, so he called the yards case tractor down, big puma bu ythe looks of it, both stood and watched them rope / chain up, tractor took the strain, and proceeded to spend 3 mins doing nothing but sliding side to side, couldnt get any traction at all, infact they both started slipping backwards And ??? .........................finish the story lad.....sheesh too much cider no doubt Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rick Posted December 22, 2009 Share Posted December 22, 2009 Pwwwttthhhhh Nasty old man Been walking around the house singing my new ditty: HMMMM "Markys been had, Markys been had, Done busted the silly old lad, Oh Markys been had....... And Pops been bad".......................... ??? Must be the cough syrupy done gone and made old pops go random..... .......or at least round the corner :of Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tractorman810 Posted December 23, 2009 Share Posted December 23, 2009 And ??? .........................finish the story lad.....sheesh too much cider no doubt it didnt make it, young lad went past tuesday and it was still there, tractor had gone though Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gav836 Posted December 28, 2009 Share Posted December 28, 2009 Buster V Mum's cat, everytime he got withing 6 feet of her she started growling at him, when he was closer it was hissing as well. Watching him gingerly pick his ball up from within 12 inches of the growling kitty with his front teeth whilst having his neck stretched right out was the most amusing bit ;D Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
05rich Posted December 29, 2009 Share Posted December 29, 2009 http://www.facebook.com/group.php?v=wall&ref=nf&gid=170501603994#/photo.php?pid=30496901&op=2&o=global&view=global&subj=170501603994&id=1369694320 it speeks for itself ;D Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Massey Boys Mum Posted December 29, 2009 Share Posted December 29, 2009 http://www.facebook.com/group.php?v=wall&ref=nf&gid=170501603994#/photo.php?pid=30496901&op=2&o=global&view=global&subj=170501603994&id=1369694320 it speeks for itself ;D Just SAD, very sad indeed Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BC Posted December 30, 2009 Share Posted December 30, 2009 Well driving along the North Deeside road this morning beside the New Marcliffe Hotel at Pitfodels I though I saw a unmanned dog running along the pavement. As I got closer it was actually a roe deer who then decided to run in front of me in the distance then back on the pavement and finally back over the stone wall into the hotel grounds. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Massey Boys Mum Posted December 30, 2009 Share Posted December 30, 2009 Well driving along the North Deeside road this morning beside the New Marcliffe Hotel at Pitfodels I though I saw a unmanned dog running along the pavement. As I got closer it was actually a roe deer who then decided to run in front of me in the distance then back on the pavement and finally back over the stone wall into the hotel grounds. For some reason the phrase 'unmanned dog' in Bills post!!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BC Posted December 30, 2009 Share Posted December 30, 2009 Well it was just so funny seeing a roe running along side on a pavement instead of jumping out accross you Jo ;) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Massey Boys Mum Posted December 30, 2009 Share Posted December 30, 2009 Well it was just so funny seeing a roe running along side on a pavement instead of jumping out accross you Jo ;) It was probably Bambi doing the sales .... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PDC Posted December 30, 2009 Share Posted December 30, 2009 Mrs PDC came in from work and asked what me and little'un had been doing all day so we took her upstairs and flung open the door to the walk-in wardrobe to show her all my tractors neatly rowed up on the shelfs ;D She said that i was very very sad and how could I get soo excited about 200 tractors that all look the same :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
robbo Posted December 30, 2009 Share Posted December 30, 2009 She said that i was very very sad and how could I get soo excited about 200 tractors that all look the same :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: My Mother came on Boxing Day, looked at my shelves and said exactly the same :laugh: :laugh: She must be going blind in her old age, anyone can see that they are all different ;) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PDC Posted December 31, 2009 Share Posted December 31, 2009 Seeing how many people are on here on New Years Eve :laugh: :laugh: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PDC Posted December 31, 2009 Share Posted December 31, 2009 Well I would rather stay at home and have a drink than go into town with the rest of the drunks and druggies whos looking for trouble rather than having a good time Yeah I went and treated myself to a few tins of Greene King IPA Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PDC Posted December 31, 2009 Share Posted December 31, 2009 IPA that stands for I p### afterwards :D now Greene King Abbot Ale yum yum :P I looked at the Abbott but that weren't on offer in the CO-OP :laugh: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gav836 Posted December 31, 2009 Share Posted December 31, 2009 Got a fridge here containing 8 cans of IPA and 8 cans of Old Speckled Hen.......hmmmmm decisions decisions ;D Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PDC Posted December 31, 2009 Share Posted December 31, 2009 Got a fridge here containing 8 cans of IPA and 8 cans of Old Speckled Hen.......hmmmmm decisions decisions ;D Go for the hen Gav Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gav836 Posted December 31, 2009 Share Posted December 31, 2009 Thats what I was thinking too, save the IPA for any guests ;D ;D Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Massey Boys Mum Posted December 31, 2009 Share Posted December 31, 2009 Cerin after his second bottle of Westons cider ....... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Massey Boys Mum Posted December 31, 2009 Share Posted December 31, 2009 thats alright as long as you dont have to clear up any mishaps he leaves behind :D He's beginning to worry me - he's started howling like a wolf in his room! Actually, the more worrying thing is the damage he could do to his layout on the floor ... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tractorman810 Posted January 1, 2010 Share Posted January 1, 2010 you gave him westons : : : : , and with the rattler place 15 miniutes from you ;D ;D ;D Cerin after his second bottle of Westons cider ....... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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