Gav836 Posted June 7, 2011 Share Posted June 7, 2011 My dog at training... humiliating, but funny. We were partnered with a lady and her Staffy, called Philip (Phil for short... I ask you ) and after Lucy rolled underneath him, refused to move and gave him considerable 'I'm available' signals, the trainer called her a little 'tart' and told us we couldn't train together again She also suggested that my dog was like it's owner I'm thinking of renaming my dog, Jordan I did nearly put something along those lines in reply to your status on Facebook but thought I'd resist and behave myself just this once ;D Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tommy Gough Posted June 11, 2011 Share Posted June 11, 2011 Channel 4's comedy gala http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZrbLR17QHuQ&feature=hp_SLN&list=SL&oref=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.youtube.com%2F&has_verified=1 but mainly Lee evans at 40 minutes. :D Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Deere-est Posted June 11, 2011 Author Share Posted June 11, 2011 Watched par of it last night and the rest we have just started watching now Tommy. Last night it was Sean Lock who made my sides split. . . Chuggers. ... His word for them. ... :laugh: :laugh: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TM190 Posted June 12, 2011 Share Posted June 12, 2011 The Marshall in the full black overalls in the F1.. I was in stitches!! ;D ;D ;D http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h-hNRx_EPvI Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
harvey123 Posted June 12, 2011 Share Posted June 12, 2011 The Marshall in the full black overalls in the F1.. I was in stitches!! ;D ;D ;D http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h-hNRx_EPvI Me and father watched that about 5/10 mins ago and we where in stitches! There's always one clown aye! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TM190 Posted June 12, 2011 Share Posted June 12, 2011 Me and father watched that about 5/10 mins ago and we where in stitches! There's always one clown aye! 2 actually! Saturday Qualifying. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
david_scrivener Posted June 14, 2011 Share Posted June 14, 2011 From 'News Biscuit', their spoof of the recent loans insurance compensation story: http://www.newsbiscuit.com/2011/06/13/mafia-to-pay-compensation-to-protection-racket-victims/ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Deere-est Posted June 17, 2011 Author Share Posted June 17, 2011 The postage label on the parcel Mandy sent me. .. Tris 'Hobbit' Fry. The bloke in the sorting office started typing my name into the digital signature machine and said "Do I need to put Hobbit?" And then said what a funny name Iris was! :laugh: :laugh: He didn't see that it was a T and not an I Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Leakeyvale Posted June 18, 2011 Share Posted June 18, 2011 The postage label on the parcel Mandy sent me. .. Tris 'Hobbit' Fry. The bloke in the sorting office started typing my name into the digital signature machine and said "Do I need to put Hobbit?" And then said what a funny name Iris was! :laugh: :laugh: He didn't see that it was a T and not an I Hello Flower! ;D ;D ;D ;D Not a Flower Fairy but a Flower Hobbit. LOVE IT Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Deere-est Posted June 18, 2011 Author Share Posted June 18, 2011 Oi! Wind your neck in! :laugh: :laugh: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AlexMF Posted June 18, 2011 Share Posted June 18, 2011 could have been worse, i got sent something by a mate addressed to Mr T.Wat.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tractorman810 Posted June 19, 2011 Share Posted June 19, 2011 The postage label on the parcel Mandy sent me. .. Tris 'Hobbit' Fry. The bloke in the sorting office started typing my name into the digital signature machine and said "Do I need to put Hobbit?" And then said what a funny name Iris was! :laugh: :laugh: He didn't see that it was a T and not an I i have had worse than that from mark and barry in the past, and numerous name changes for hotels recently to mr pulover springs to mind ;D Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Leakeyvale Posted June 19, 2011 Share Posted June 19, 2011 My maiden name was HALE, very simple but which despite spelling it came out variously as Hail Hayle Howl Howell Hill Hall Hailey Heel Heal Healey Variants included adding an "s" to all the above I thought HOWLS was the funniest. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tommy Gough Posted June 20, 2011 Share Posted June 20, 2011 My dad trying to use his Ipad Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rick Posted June 23, 2011 Share Posted June 23, 2011 Decided enough, so joined a new forum for Radio Control flying.....got a few planes now...so can talk with the guys. So looking for meeting some new friends who speak yank talk.....yaaaaaaaaaaaa so who do I meet first. Mel what a nice guy. Hey Mel where you from says I? Southampton UK mate and you? "UK"? Sweet Jesus its like moving away because the neighbor name is Sean and up all night with banging and hammering in his shed. And moving 500 miles to find out your new neighbor last name is Pullen and drinks cider all day always end his sentence with "mind" \ \ \ \ It's enough to make a grown man cry :'( :D so I just laughed it off well kinda Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Deere-est Posted June 24, 2011 Author Share Posted June 24, 2011 Heck. It's like your rambling, whittering neighbour with that whining drool finally moves away, only for some old duffer with a name like Pops or something moves in and starts talking utter random gibberish!! I'll just have to try and laugh it off. . . . Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rick Posted June 24, 2011 Share Posted June 24, 2011 OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOODing sounds a bit close to home So no worries Tris, Sean can throw a stiff punch and he will in time...... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Light Land Posted June 25, 2011 Share Posted June 25, 2011 ;D Gold Rick,I love your click rattling. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tractorman810 Posted June 25, 2011 Share Posted June 25, 2011 Wish them planes you have got were big enough to fly you off to somewhere with no Internet at times rick , oh well just have to laugh it off :laugh: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rick Posted June 25, 2011 Share Posted June 25, 2011 Wish them planes you have got were big enough to fly you off to somewhere with no Internet at times rick , oh well just have to laugh it off :laugh: And I would go if they did not have double standards. one for Uk n one for the rest of us Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Deere-est Posted June 30, 2011 Author Share Posted June 30, 2011 :laugh: :laugh: The last line seals it for me! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jdeere6910 Posted June 30, 2011 Share Posted June 30, 2011 Th arguement about Britains Kane trailers, how people are getting so heated about a model, which when it comes out they will most likely complain about anyway well I was amused by it so obviously simple things please simple minds ey Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gav836 Posted June 30, 2011 Share Posted June 30, 2011 The amount of new kit at the Royal Norfolk Show with a certain local contractors name of it, of particular note were a JCB 434 shovel, Stewart 20t silage trailer with electric sheet and a Krone Big X 1100 forage harvester, he must have been shaking his money tree again Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
catkom3 Posted July 1, 2011 Share Posted July 1, 2011 Very rare to see anything written in Scot's dialect,but I've just read our local RSPB nature reserve report,tricky for me to read,some of you guy's South of Carlisle will think it's gobble a juke ;) http://www.rspb.org.uk/reserves/guide/v/vanefarm/sightings.aspx Regards Joe. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BC Posted July 1, 2011 Share Posted July 1, 2011 Reads nice and easy to me Joe ;) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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