WillTEF20 Posted May 8, 2013 Share Posted May 8, 2013 Seen this on the back of a shirt at the YFC rally last week: I like my girls how i like my tractors, dirty with a big set of front weights!! 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dm434 Posted May 8, 2013 Share Posted May 8, 2013 excellent Seen this on the back of a shirt at the YFC rally last week: I like my girls how i like my tractors, dirty with a big set of front weights!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
robbo Posted May 10, 2013 Share Posted May 10, 2013 Walked past a van parked up and saw that the driver was asleep in the cab, then saw the sign in the window that read, "Urgent medical deliveries". 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Deere-est Posted May 10, 2013 Author Share Posted May 10, 2013 Ha! Is that one of those exemplary reasons for parking on double yellow lines and on junctions that delivery drivers like to use to justify the fact they are bone idle?! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
robbo Posted May 10, 2013 Share Posted May 10, 2013 Walked past a van parked up and saw that the driver was asleep in the cab, then saw the sign in the window that read, "Urgent medical deliveries". Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tractorman810 Posted May 10, 2013 Share Posted May 10, 2013 mega urgent clearly :laugh: for me, one of our cabling crews got "caught " on tv last night ,local news, driving through the middle of plymouth arround lunchtime when it was raining, when they should have been 20 miles away ,bbc were filminga bit about a new footie player when they drove past, que some awquard questions this morn from our boss, who after 5 mins relented and wet him self with laughter at the pair as did the rest of the office , 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MF-ROB Posted May 23, 2013 Share Posted May 23, 2013 Seen this on a car at work yesterday Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
1/32 farmer Posted May 24, 2013 Share Posted May 24, 2013 well its time for a reel laugh our security man come cleaner was asked to go on to the bridge deck and have a good tidy up today well off he went and was back in about 10 mins and colleted his mop and bucket plus fill the bucket with clean water so wot the funny part the bridge deck is open to the elements and its rain hard Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tractorman810 Posted June 6, 2013 Share Posted June 6, 2013 local news tonight from the cornwall show, david brian the weather guy did his forecast from the top of the ladder on a jd combine, bloke took his hands of the grab frame one or two seconds total of the 2 min forecast, looked scared stiff :laugh: townies Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paul Palmer Posted June 6, 2013 Share Posted June 6, 2013 (edited) he,s not actually a townie sean,lives near callington,going to the show tomorrow,should be good Edited June 6, 2013 by paulali Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tractorman810 Posted June 6, 2013 Share Posted June 6, 2013 know where he lives mate, spent 5 days out there chasing a bb fault to his house, wasn't anything wrong at all, he just liked complaining about it after a proper fault caused by a bushwacker have a good day mate, loads of pics wont you Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paul Palmer Posted June 6, 2013 Share Posted June 6, 2013 taking the camera sean,now, do you want pictures of spa's and conservatorys or the cake stalls? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ford man Posted June 6, 2013 Share Posted June 6, 2013 When i walked into a field and saw my john deere obsessed friend mowing with a landini!!!!! 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HS. Posted June 6, 2013 Share Posted June 6, 2013 Stood watching my pal driving a manitou down a pier to unload a barge, struggling to control the forklift as it skidded down the algey covered pier, then asking me to unload it as he was scared he would put the machine in the water... Slight problem, I'm on crutches, so he had to struggle himself Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Deere-est Posted June 7, 2013 Author Share Posted June 7, 2013 On my home from work I passed the rigid. We left Willand, near Tiverton together after taking 40 6m x 1m concrete panels down which were bought at s farm sale but still in situ. We brought back 23 between us. He'd been stuck in low range for 15miles :ha ha!: 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted June 7, 2013 Share Posted June 7, 2013 Just put out a little table & chair for me to sit out in sun with & 1 off me nearly tame doves thinks it for her heres a pic of her keeping cool Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tractorman810 Posted June 7, 2013 Share Posted June 7, 2013 err what do you think paul taking the camera sean,now, do you want pictures of spa's and conservatorys or the cake stalls? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
altrac Posted June 7, 2013 Share Posted June 7, 2013 Seem to be plenty of these stupid health and safety notices about, some of you may have seen this already but for those who haven't... 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
robbo Posted June 27, 2013 Share Posted June 27, 2013 A wonderful quote attributed to the Russian President Vladimir Putin, "it's like shearing a pig, you get a lot of squealing but not much wool" 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Blue man Posted July 10, 2013 Share Posted July 10, 2013 (edited) This Edited July 11, 2013 by Blue man 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tommy Gough Posted July 16, 2013 Share Posted July 16, 2013 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Barry Posted August 2, 2013 Share Posted August 2, 2013 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
david_scrivener Posted August 8, 2013 Share Posted August 8, 2013 Following the casting of Peter Capaldi as the new Doctor Who, an actor best known for his role as the foul mouthed spin doctor in "In the thick of it", someone has done the obvious thing, and combined the two on youtube: Warning for those of a sensitive disposition, there is rather a lot of swearing in this. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Leakeyvale Posted August 13, 2013 Share Posted August 13, 2013 The dear lady who has bought my house now has a double-glazed window to replace! An flying pebble has trashed a panel in my back door. Oh dear what a shame - the building is now her responsibility and my insurance no longer applies! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CMB Posted August 13, 2013 Share Posted August 13, 2013 The dear lady who has bought my house now has a double-glazed window to replace! An flying pebble has trashed a panel in my back door. Oh dear what a shame - the building is now her responsibility and my insurance no longer applies! Ooh that is wicked Sue! Don't go overboard with the "accidents" though as it may start to look like you are deliberately vandalising the property! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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