Tractorman810 Posted October 13, 2010 Share Posted October 13, 2010 bit of traffic rage today, bloke pulls out on the a38 in a brand new bowler wildcat landy, pulls straight into the outside lane to pass a lorry, guy in a 54 plate porsche 911 takes exception to this,spead up and proceeded to flash his lights blow the horn ect, wildcat driver indicates and pulls back into the inside lane after passing the wagon, to which the porsche drive drops a gear(heard the revs go up) pulls along side the other guy and give the bird ect symbol at him, wildcat driver promptly drop his foot on the right hand peddle and leave mr porsche man stranded in the outside lane, thing went of like a rocket and sounded awsome to say the least, know the guy indirectly, he had a older one he used to race, new ones covered in sponsers logos ect, 2 spare wheels in the back sand/mud trays on the side , the full works, mr porschey clearly thought this was a mud ploder ,will know better next time wont he Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rick Posted October 15, 2010 Share Posted October 15, 2010 The vision of Aunty Sue who I now call "Neon Nelly" with her pink wellies and yellow parka with her fav. floppy hat out walking her two new little ponys dragging her along the lane...gives me a right proper chuckle.....I can just imagine it.... :laugh: :laugh: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
robbo Posted October 20, 2010 Share Posted October 20, 2010 Not so much what I saw but what I heard.....we are undergoing yet another period of change and going back to the way we used to do some things a few years ago........one of my colleagues made the comment that "we were re-inventing the wheel" but a senior officer disagreed and stated "we were moving forward with familiarity" ;D ;D ;D Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
unkelfergus Posted October 25, 2010 Share Posted October 25, 2010 Had dinner a while ago,...looked at a tired looking Cerin and asked him if he was tired,...."no I'm not " was the reply. Had a shower and a chat and a couple of beers,came back to have a look on here and there he is fast asleep in my armchair. Bless him,....must be the Sussex air....... ,......Oh,..please ignore the date... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
harvey123 Posted October 25, 2010 Share Posted October 25, 2010 N'aaaaaw look at him Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Deere-est Posted October 26, 2010 Author Share Posted October 26, 2010 Bless him. . . Right, now get some shaving foam and squirt it in his hand and then tickle his nose. . . . . . or, better still (Harry Enfield) put some crisps in his mouth. By the time he wakes up they would have turned into a wet paste. . . . :D Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
unkelfergus Posted October 26, 2010 Share Posted October 26, 2010 Hmmmmm...............,a couple more beers later and this happened........ [ Oh well,....I'd had a busy day,.......so had the pup....... :laugh: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tractorman810 Posted October 26, 2010 Share Posted October 26, 2010 looks like the pup had a couple of beers to john ;D ;D Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BC Posted October 26, 2010 Share Posted October 26, 2010 I really do hope the pup was not the first to want a "wee" ;D ;D Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tractorman810 Posted October 26, 2010 Share Posted October 26, 2010 i think i would have been tempted to drop one of their hands into a warm cup of water to be honest : ;D Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
harvey123 Posted October 26, 2010 Share Posted October 26, 2010 N'aaaw look at them all Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gav836 Posted October 26, 2010 Share Posted October 26, 2010 Ye gods thats not a pretty sight is it ;D ;D Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
harvey123 Posted October 26, 2010 Share Posted October 26, 2010 a picture that was taken today while i was driving the ford 7810 with the 15 ton horn silage trailer i'll upload the pic now Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lord Ferguson Posted October 30, 2010 Share Posted October 30, 2010 Ye gods thats not a pretty sight is it ;D ;D the stuff of nightmares really :D pair of lazy sods... honestly... the youth of today Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tractorman810 Posted October 30, 2010 Share Posted October 30, 2010 just picked the wife up from a meal, towns heaving with people out in fancy dress halloween stuff on, inc one guy whos walking round in a white blood stained t shirt, with just his left arm and shoulder along withhis head sticking out of a shark costume hes wearing,dorsal fin the works, right down over his feet, had to be seen to belived, Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
robbo Posted November 4, 2010 Share Posted November 4, 2010 A young in service colleague was sitting in the canteen telling people what he is going to do, let's just say he is.....confident ;) One of the older guys turned to him and said "you are a bit like a lighthouse in the desert, you are very bright but no damn use to anybody" Nearly fell off my chair ;D ;D ;D Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BC Posted November 4, 2010 Share Posted November 4, 2010 And did that blow out his light Mike ;D Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
powerrabbit Posted November 4, 2010 Share Posted November 4, 2010 I saw a man today that made me laugh. Well, I laughed after he had left! This chap came here trying to flog me a photo of the house and garden taken from a helicopter a couple of weeks ago, you know the ones. He also tried to flog my Siter-in-law one of their side as well, Brother was still in bed after a night shift. Anyway, Sister-in-law refused to buy as she said the garden looked like a tip and she would never put it on the wall. So that was that. The photo of my side was not so bad, fairly tidy and the garden looking reasonable. He wanted £35 each but I questioned the quality as they were framed in a cheap wood effect frame that you can buy from the pound shop and the one of my side had not even been trimmed properly and was hanging out one side of the frame by a quarter inch. So my negotiaton began. He said that he would do the both for £25, Sister-in-law had already refused so I said that that means they would be £12.50 each at that rate. In the end I had mine for a tenner plus a vegetable marrow and six sweetcorn cobs from the garden. I'm still chuckling now. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CMB Posted November 4, 2010 Share Posted November 4, 2010 I opened the door to my wall cabinet and one of the little vintage Britains men smoking a pipe fell out and his foot came off. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AlexMF Posted November 7, 2010 Share Posted November 7, 2010 I opened the door to my wall cabinet and one of the little vintage Britains men smoking a pipe fell out and his foot came off. freak accident with the threshing machine! well i watched my housemate's missus drop his toothpaste down the toilet, which she broke on her last visit to ours.... damned if i'm footing the bill. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tractorman810 Posted November 7, 2010 Share Posted November 7, 2010 my poor brother yesterday, mr big and macho, stood waiting for his wife, legs shaking, sweating terrible, pacing round when not stood waiting, blimey was he nervous, fluffed his lines, the works, and then cryed, good job we have pics , Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tractorman810 Posted November 7, 2010 Share Posted November 7, 2010 forgot to add this one, mid way through the cermony yesterday ,my cousin's little 15 month old lad decided to shout out tractor pretty dam loud as he saw one of the councils massey 5445 droop snoot loaders go by, classic and a lad to my own heart, made me look round and see. his old man works on a all mf farm in suffolk, which i am due to visit in june with any luck Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BigX500 Posted November 7, 2010 Share Posted November 7, 2010 I saw a man today that made me laugh. Well, I laughed after he had left! This chap came here trying to flog me a photo of the house and garden taken from a helicopter a couple of weeks ago, you know the ones. He also tried to flog my Siter-in-law one of their side as well, Brother was still in bed after a night shift. Anyway, Sister-in-law refused to buy as she said the garden looked like a tip and she would never put it on the wall. So that was that. The photo of my side was not so bad, fairly tidy and the garden looking reasonable. He wanted £35 each but I questioned the quality as they were framed in a cheap wood effect frame that you can buy from the pound shop and the one of my side had not even been trimmed properly and was hanging out one side of the frame by a quarter inch. So my negotiaton began. He said that he would do the both for £25, Sister-in-law had already refused so I said that that means they would be £12.50 each at that rate. In the end I had mine for a tenner plus a vegetable marrow and six sweetcorn cobs from the garden. I'm still chuckling now. Arkwright spring to mind Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gav836 Posted November 7, 2010 Share Posted November 7, 2010 Buster growling, barking and dancing away from a sappy piece of wood hissing on my open fire ;D Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Leakeyvale Posted November 15, 2010 Share Posted November 15, 2010 Having had gale force winds which tipped a fence over and sent my honeysuckle arch leaning at an acute angle I noticed that the prop for my cotoneaster had gone missing. I found it lying on the garden a little distance from the tree which has been threatening to fall over for years. Tree still standing = 10 points Prop = null points Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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