david_scrivener Posted May 13, 2012 Share Posted May 13, 2012 Another hoarders parody: Zombie hoarder :ha ha!: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CMB Posted May 21, 2012 Share Posted May 21, 2012 (edited) Found our cat pulling a rabbit apart under a bush in the garden. I think the little bugger's got a larder in there! Edited May 21, 2012 by CMB Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BC Posted May 22, 2012 Share Posted May 22, 2012 Coming in to work to find a 1/2 dozen box of free range eggs on my desk. Old Tom keeps free range hens and this was for the 20 pink fir apple seed potatoes on Friday. I do like the barter system and well I know what I will be having for tea tonight. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tractorman810 Posted June 17, 2012 Share Posted June 17, 2012 last week while away, peter and his familly were away for a funeral so a neighbour was popping in to feed the pigs for him, wednesday night about 10 managed to escape, i was sat in the hot tub with a bottle or 3 of aspels, when i heard a huge scream, and my brothers wife literally jumped the ralis round the decking and shot indoor, seems the 10 little piggys she saw looked at her and scared her rotten?? by the time i got dressed and went to find them they had vanisjed away down the side of the rape field, but she wouldnt go out again for the next day incase they were still arround, typical townie girl apparently they get out somehow regularrly so peter told me friday when he got back, and hes got no idea how they do it either, but they usally end up in the run he has between the buildings at some point and thats where his neighbour had got them on thursday morn Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tractorman810 Posted June 24, 2012 Share Posted June 24, 2012 from the football just now, englands joe hart was quoted as "watching every penality taken by italy in the last 10 years" buffon of italy"i have just been watching dirty videos in my room" italian style for you :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
and2go Posted July 2, 2012 Share Posted July 2, 2012 not so much today but Friday. I was out at a comedy show in Stonehaven for leaving do. Entertaining show, slightly rough in bits but good laugh all the same, especially the i'm a countryfile routine. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Leakeyvale Posted July 6, 2012 Share Posted July 6, 2012 The pony that I have seen playing with a feed bucket was having a whale of a time this morning. He was throwing a space hopper around and then took to bouncing it on the ground! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gav836 Posted July 8, 2012 Share Posted July 8, 2012 This.......I mean honestly Whats your take on this Mike? http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2170338/Driver-fined-60--admiring-pretty-girl-Police-insist-motorists-distracted-gorgeous-people.html Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
robbo Posted July 8, 2012 Share Posted July 8, 2012 This.......I mean honestly Whats your take on this Mike? http://www.dailymail...ous-people.html The Daily Mail has a reputation for sensationalising stories particularly where the Police are concerned and I have no doubt that there is more to this than they have reported in the story. The facts according to the Mail are only those where they fit in with their view of the event and anything that is contrary to that view is forgotten or ignored. There are a number of well documented incidents where the driver has been distracted by something outside the car with tragic consequences. I cannot comment on the actual facts of this case but the officers concerned were obviously concerned enough to have issued the ticket. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gav836 Posted July 8, 2012 Share Posted July 8, 2012 The Daily Mail twisting things to suit their own agenda.......how could you say such a thing Mike :ha ha!: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lady Ferguson Posted July 8, 2012 Share Posted July 8, 2012 (edited) A 20 year-old trying to chat me up on Facebook. It was hilarious... still laughing now. I thought everyone knew I was old! ;D ;D ps I did thank him and say he'd 'made my day' Edited July 8, 2012 by Lady Ferguson Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tractorman810 Posted July 8, 2012 Share Posted July 8, 2012 i was in stiches at your topic i must say mandy fancy starting something like that indeed :laugh: :laugh: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lady Ferguson Posted July 8, 2012 Share Posted July 8, 2012 i was in stiches at your topic i must say mandy fancy starting something like that indeed :laugh: :laugh: It wasn't my fault. I had a friend that needed cheering up and it sort of got out of hand! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tractorman810 Posted July 8, 2012 Share Posted July 8, 2012 hey ho, gave me a grin ,nothing like religion to get some people going eh :laugh: :laugh: , as for the 20 year old, clearly hes a man of taste make the most of it Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Barry Posted July 9, 2012 Share Posted July 9, 2012 http://www.doogle.org/ the feckin' search engine of Ireland Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CMB Posted July 9, 2012 Share Posted July 9, 2012 http://www.doogle.org/ the feckin' search engine of Ireland That's great! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chris.watson Posted July 9, 2012 Share Posted July 9, 2012 stood behind a lad in mcdonalds at 2 am this morning at stansted airport, and he ordered a big mac meal, went for the large upgrade, and said no fries or drink please-just the burger, DOH!. i wont say where he came from,as that would seem unfair, but he was wearing a ryanair uniform. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Barry Posted July 9, 2012 Share Posted July 9, 2012 stood behind a lad in mcdonalds at 2 am this morning at stansted airport, and he ordered a big mac meal, went for the large upgrade, and said no fries or drink please-just the burger, DOH!. i wont say where he came from,as that would seem unfair, but he was wearing a ryanair uniform. was it Essex Chris Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chris.watson Posted July 9, 2012 Share Posted July 9, 2012 very funny barry.no, lets just say ryanair employ a lot of their own country folk and he was one of them.but to the emarald isle's deffence, the lad with him was also from the same place, and when his mate made the order, he looked at me, then to him, and called him an idiot. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Leakeyvale Posted July 10, 2012 Share Posted July 10, 2012 When in that country some years back a resident, having told us a joke where the Englishman was the fall guy remarked "when you get home you can change the fall guy to an *****man, we won't mind." he then added "...pity is my fellow countrymen persist in adding credence to the assumption we are all idiots," That was the year when one of his countrymen had ridden the Olympic show jumping circuit the wrong way round and had been disqualified! We all laughed together! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tommy Gough Posted July 13, 2012 Share Posted July 13, 2012 The awkwardness of young cattle. If they were to find a small hole in a hedge they would soon (in my experience) make it big enough to squeeze through but give them a 12ft open gateway and they just stand there moo-ing, even when its a field of fresh grass on the other side. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tractorman810 Posted August 21, 2012 Share Posted August 21, 2012 a picture from our own marky tonight, seems hes got himself into a spot of bother, about 5 ft deep of bother :laugh: :laugh: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Deere-est Posted August 21, 2012 Author Share Posted August 21, 2012 I got that too. Save the man's pride. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tractorman810 Posted August 21, 2012 Share Posted August 21, 2012 i doubt hes any left now, or underpants from this trip :laugh: :laugh: wont be the first or last to do it mind, i have done in the past Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Deere-est Posted August 22, 2012 Author Share Posted August 22, 2012 Let me guess, 1978 with a 165 Flexi-Cab. You're like Uncle bleeding Albert you are! :D Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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