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Football!! Halg time 3-0.

Ben where are you?? Quiet!!! :D :D

sorry been watching Heroes ;D

i found it funny too!!....cant believe Spurs are happy to beat the Liverpool reserves :D :D :D

what happened to Gomez??, did someone run into his nose? :-\ :-\ :-\

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The wife if my Night time market driver called me this morning... conversation went like this...

Hello Mark it's Guy's wife here...

ME: Oh Hi... how are you ???

HER: I'm fine thanks... but I ringing you about Guy... he's had a bad accident this morning and he won't be in to work tonight

ME: (Ever the caring employer)... Oh no... what happened to him

HER: He was delivering some feed carrots to the local riding school and he's been savagely attacked by a big dog... he's pretty bad and needs quite a few stiches

ME: (Quick as a flash)... Oh No... is the dog ok ???  ;D

HER: Pause

ME: Hello

HER: (in a gumpy voice)... Yes well he'll let you know when he's fit for work again  >:(

:-[:D :D :D

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