Rick Posted March 27, 2012 Share Posted March 27, 2012 It's just as I expected. Sooner or later there would be one too many Massey Ferguson buys and his Lordship may have crossed that line with the mower.....If there is a memorial or if his body turns up please keep me inform and do try a "Noun Verb" sentence structure when sharing with me what happened to him...Something must of happened, he's only been on once this week....Diane no doubt had much to do with it....I'm on the verge of having to give up watching Top Gear, since it makes me all weepy thinking of what could of it be.... Note: Uncle Billy, and Wil, keep your remarks in context please, this is no time for random digs.... sniff.. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Udimore Posted March 27, 2012 Share Posted March 27, 2012 Fantastic news, I may become more vocal again Good ridance Hang on I can see his big excuse of a nose hanging over the ftf server he is still here Love you Marky Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fenside MF Posted March 27, 2012 Share Posted March 27, 2012 well......... all those vegetables of his won't peel themselves now will they Barry thats not his hooter you can see by the server but its his front loader of his massey,thats big and red also Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MF-ROB Posted March 27, 2012 Share Posted March 27, 2012 I think guys he's buying more MF stuff and hasnt time or got carried away with his new MF mower and has got his 2hands cut off so now he can't type anymore. We miss you Marky Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BC Posted March 28, 2012 Share Posted March 28, 2012 Yes I had noticed the lack of post's from Me Lordie...but I sure he will turn up again just like the bad penny ;D Seriously hope you are well and are back on soon Mark. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Leakeyvale Posted March 28, 2012 Share Posted March 28, 2012 I think he is getting himself ready for the big event at the weekend. He is busy polishing Hattie and Mavis knowing he is going to be inundated with visitors. Plus of course he has to ensure the supplies of tea, coffee and biscuits are available in enough quantity - he may even be moving stock around to make space for them. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lord Ferguson Posted March 28, 2012 Share Posted March 28, 2012 Ha ha.. Well thanks for your concern lovely people.. Barry obviously excluded from that. I'm in the process of completing a tender document for some business at work so I've become a bit of a recluse this week.. Sorry people.. Please be rest assured that I do love you all (old fat guts excluded again as above) ... As for too many MF's ... Is it possible to have too many MF's Diane, my darling wife says she only wants what's best for me... That's why she's suggested that I move into the garage with penny for the foreseeable future.. Happy days.. Although I am fed up with toast already but Diane says that's the only thing that will fit under the gap in the door. Please feel free to chat amongst yourselves in my absence for a few days.. But try to avoid getting Barry too excited .. He's on his last set of rubber pants until I can get to the chemist to cash in his prescription next week. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fenside MF Posted March 28, 2012 Share Posted March 28, 2012 I'm sure bumcrack Steve can lend him a pair,as he lives nearby Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FordTractorCrazy Posted March 28, 2012 Share Posted March 28, 2012 @ Pops : now it is confirmed he is still amongst the living in all health, we may please continue with the random digs??? (i can always count on Barry though ) bugger... and here i was thinking he digged a hole with his frontloader and got stuck in it.. no such luck @ Mark ; stay away from the lawnmower, we'd like to see you in one part in a couple of days Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tractorman810 Posted March 28, 2012 Share Posted March 28, 2012 blimey flopy plops, some of us do have to work for a living, unlike you retired billion acre land , 5 house owner types in the states ,ever noticed how no one makes this fuss when you aint on for a few days??? : : Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Udimore Posted March 28, 2012 Share Posted March 28, 2012 Jamie SO thats why he loves his front loader so much bless him Yeah right work blah blah blah what sort of excuse is that. things must have changed recently in your office...Amanda, Diane n Shaggy or whatever his name is do all the work whilst you sit locked away rubbing yourself whilst watching your slide show of brochures Bumcrack Steve always saves the day, these rubber pants are nowhere near as good as the tight lycra I normally get prescribed Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rick Posted March 28, 2012 Author Share Posted March 28, 2012 Do tell, seems the Plymouth Pud is still vice presy of the Massey Boyscout troop.....never a bad word about a Massey addict.....go figure.... What the ell is a "Tender Document" More Brit speak no doubt...... I know what "Tender" means...so maybe he is painting a sign called a document that says "Do handle gently, and be kind and "tender" to our brusselsprouts??? How can that keep anyone off FTF Lame if ya ask me...course I'm just a pencil neck yank so what should I know..... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
and2go Posted March 28, 2012 Share Posted March 28, 2012 Tendering for more MF Equipment (or Brochures) no doubt.... Ever considered the feelings of your other ladies when "expanding" your interests??? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rick Posted March 29, 2012 Author Share Posted March 29, 2012 Jamie SO thats why he loves his front loader so much bless him Yeah right work blah blah blah what sort of excuse is that. things must have changed recently in your office...Amanda, Diane n Shaggy or whatever his name is do all the work whilst you sit locked away rubbing yourself whilst watching your slide show of brochures Bumcrack Steve always saves the day, these rubber pants are nowhere near as good as the tight lycra I normally get prescribed Barry how can you say it it's immoral, this is a family forum...looking at MF brochures.. have you no shame...it's too much The Aunties would be shocked... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rick Posted April 13, 2012 Author Share Posted April 13, 2012 Anyone seen the blinking veggie picker around?? Or maybe he's still on the "verge"? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rick Posted April 13, 2012 Author Share Posted April 13, 2012 Think I just found him Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FordTractorCrazy Posted April 13, 2012 Share Posted April 13, 2012 that must be it.. but veggies dont make fonecalls... , such a shame of the screen, he probably banged his big nose into it when wanting to read the fineprint on the MF brochures Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tractorman810 Posted April 13, 2012 Share Posted April 13, 2012 weird, was going to post "has anyone seen randon plops on recently" and the old duffer appears just like that :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: hes almost as random as the weather is of late aint he Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rick Posted April 13, 2012 Author Share Posted April 13, 2012 That's it Wil, done in by "fine print". Can you just see it....at hospital: Doctor, "Now Mr. Fartinson", ("FERGUSON" mumbles Marky), "OK, Mr. Ferguson, you wanted to trim your nose hairs how"? Marky: "No I was reading a very important document and with me bloody cold, I sneezed and me konk went right through the screen".... Doctor: "Right then". "Nurse, (whispering), call Psych. ward, we got another looney we're sending up". Nurse: "wait till they see this daft blokes Massey Y Fronts", it will be the padded room for sure Go drink some cider Mr. Pullover, bloody old git. Like there aint nothin random about a spider in a temp guage which you seemed to be interested in....of course it's not random then.....no offense to Aunty Sue mind. This is a very "hearthfelt" thread, on wherebouts of Lord Fartinson, your Massey brother....Senior Mod, superior veggie polisher and all around good egg...... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paul Palmer Posted April 13, 2012 Share Posted April 13, 2012 have to admit rick old fergy hasnt been on here for a while,he is missing all my massey convo's, im sure all is fine with him Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FordTractorCrazy Posted April 13, 2012 Share Posted April 13, 2012 it's that or he got rabies after Patrick bit him during his blind guidedog training session Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rick Posted April 13, 2012 Author Share Posted April 13, 2012 have to admit rick old fergy hasnt been on here for a while,he is missing all my massey convo's, im sure all is fine with him I would suggest you may want to turn on the security camera, he may be lurking near by just waiting to nick those gems...If he gets a bad case of the MF Trots nothing will stop him....I see your from Devon, Seanie Pullover aint your neighbor is he?? He and Lord F. are thick as thieves in regards to MF....word up Paul aint nothing "fine" when those two get together.....Us Yanks know the "skinny" on those two... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rick Posted April 13, 2012 Author Share Posted April 13, 2012 I would suggest you may want to turn on the security camera, he may be lurking near by just waiting to nick those gems...If he gets a bad case of the MF Trots nothing will stop him....I see your from Devon, Seanie Pullover aint your neighbor is he?? He and Lord F. are thick as thieves in regards to MF....word up Paul aint nothing "fine" when those two get together.....Us Yanks know the "skinny" on those two... Yo Wil more chance that Patrick" is the one in need of medical attention if that was is true... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Leakeyvale Posted July 6, 2012 Share Posted July 6, 2012 He is gone missing again. Where is Marky "Mr Veg" when you NEED him? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tractorman810 Posted July 6, 2012 Share Posted July 6, 2012 hes still alive sue, was chatting to him via text today, poor boys just snowed under with stuff right now Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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