ihatepoundland Posted July 6, 2006 Share Posted July 6, 2006 Z4 M Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NCC Posted July 6, 2006 Share Posted July 6, 2006 Ha ha nath, I'll play with ya, 343HP, Launch Control, Mich tyres all round, 19's, tiptronic gear box. . . worked her out yet? Please do * Drag race round Ripleys one way system aka Chav central it is then, although I can see that saxo of yours blowing up halfway round ;D Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NIGEL FORD Posted July 6, 2006 Share Posted July 6, 2006 Some skylines have a 1.8 NA engine...90 odd horsepower..don't want to mess with one of them The 500hp Nismo is a very rare beast, most have around 280hp offically (read more like 320hp reality)....but then some imprezzas have less than 100hp as well. But nothing compares to a Yamaha R1 at the lights as I found out t'other day My brother's on his third one of them (R1s), regularly touches 150....at 54 yrs old.. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MODELFARMER Posted July 6, 2006 Share Posted July 6, 2006 Ha ha nath, I'll play with ya, 343HP, Launch Control, Mich tyres all round, 19's, tiptronic gear box. . . worked her out yet? M3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pingu Posted July 8, 2006 Share Posted July 8, 2006 My manager at tesco#s face when i handed in my resignation Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gav836 Posted July 9, 2006 Share Posted July 9, 2006 My manager at tesco#s face when i handed in my resignation What was it such a look of relief as he/she knows the frozen and fresh fish will be safe now : :D Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tractorman810 Posted July 9, 2006 Share Posted July 9, 2006 M3 at least you have some class in the car world mate insted of that poor jq tractor choice :D :D :D you really need to try a m5,had a test drive in one for the hell of it a while back,dam makes you hold on tight to the wheel,recon that must have been the closest thing to a rocket launch you can experiance,thing was awsom mate Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Deere-est Posted July 9, 2006 Author Share Posted July 9, 2006 Finding a mobile phone in the passengers footwell of my lorry on Friday evening. . .. It turned out to be the coppers. . ... He lives down the road in Warminster so I rang a few numbers and got his home, he came out and met me and gave me a ?15 tip. Was I smug???!!! ;D ;D ;D ;D : : : : Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FB Posted July 9, 2006 Share Posted July 9, 2006 Finding a mobile phone in the passengers footwell of my lorry on Friday evening. . .. It turned out to be the coppers. . ... He lives down the road in Warminster so I rang a few numbers and got his home, he came out and met me and gave me a ?15 tip. Was I smug???!!! ;D ;D ;D ;D : : : : the above :D :D So what did he say Tris??....atleast he paid half your fine Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Deere-est Posted July 9, 2006 Author Share Posted July 9, 2006 "You saved me ?30 for cutting off and getting a new one" he said, handed me fifteen booner to which I thought, what the??? He said he appreciated the honesty and to have a drink on me. Afterwards Traci said she should of taken a photo of the off duty copper giving me a cash bribe!!! Good girl Traci!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FB Posted July 9, 2006 Share Posted July 9, 2006 "You saved me ?30 for cutting off and getting a new one" he said, handed me fifteen booner to which I thought, what the??? He said he appreciated the honesty and to have a drink on me. Afterwards Traci said she should of taken a photo of the off duty copper giving me a cash bribe!!! Good girl Traci!! yeah you could have used it in the 'case of accepting penalty points' ;) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lord Ferguson Posted July 9, 2006 Share Posted July 9, 2006 Ha ha nath, I'll play with ya, 343HP, Launch Control, Mich tyres all round, 19's, tiptronic gear box. . . worked her out yet? Is it a dream Ricky Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pingu Posted July 9, 2006 Share Posted July 9, 2006 What was it such a look of relief as he/she knows the frozen and fresh fish will be safe now : :D Nope more of bugger i'm gonna be short staffed again :D did offer pay rise etc to keep me so cant help but feel sorry for him \ :'( Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gav836 Posted July 9, 2006 Share Posted July 9, 2006 Nope more of bugger i'm gonna be short staffed again :D did offer pay rise etc to keep me so cant help but feel sorry for him \ :'( Blimey they really must be desperate for staff then :D Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pingu Posted July 9, 2006 Share Posted July 9, 2006 I'm not listening to that im taking what he said as a compliment : :D Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Deere-est Posted July 25, 2006 Author Share Posted July 25, 2006 A broken down pink limousine on the side of the M6. The passengers of which were 6 burley men dressed in summer frocks, hitched up to their waist for a wazz up the embankment!! How surreal!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nashmach Posted July 25, 2006 Share Posted July 25, 2006 My neighbour died during the weekend and one of the locals was directing traffic at the church, next thing a Garda car and motorbike come along and he shouts to them "Grand lads I have it covered, you can park in the field and then go up the road" :D Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pingu Posted July 25, 2006 Share Posted July 25, 2006 My bosses face when he nearly drove over a person that walked straght in front of him, never seen him look so p!ssed off but then how can you miss a Fendt 926 on a 16 ton trailer Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Deere-est Posted July 26, 2006 Author Share Posted July 26, 2006 F-P's reply in the opposite Topic. . . . There you go F-P!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JC Posted July 26, 2006 Share Posted July 26, 2006 Some muppet on a pushbike in a big red woolen cardigan and wooley hat while I'm sat here drowning in my own sweat.... :D :D Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nashmach Posted July 26, 2006 Share Posted July 26, 2006 Some muppet on a pushbike in a big red woolen cardigan and wooley hat while I'm sat here drowning in my own sweat.... :D :D Run him down ;D Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Deere-est Posted July 26, 2006 Author Share Posted July 26, 2006 Some muppet on a pushbike in a big red woolen cardigan and wooley hat while I'm sat here drowning in my own sweat.... :D :D So thats where Wolly is!!!! :D :D Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JC Posted July 26, 2006 Share Posted July 26, 2006 You can laugh..... car temp gauge said it was 33 degrees at the time!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Deere-est Posted July 26, 2006 Author Share Posted July 26, 2006 Bellend or what?!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tractorman810 Posted July 26, 2006 Share Posted July 26, 2006 had the same on the bus last weekend jas some doughnut sat whining very loudlt that she was very very hot, wonder why when she had a jumper on,scalf and a coat think she had learning difficultys or something though Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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